I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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