I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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