Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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