we're chasing vodka with high fives
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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