I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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