i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Come share oat with me in your robe
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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