I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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