when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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