He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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