I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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