I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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