: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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