my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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