Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
someone owes me an orgasm
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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