we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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