Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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