i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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