First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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