And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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