4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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