She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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