the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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