Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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