I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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