I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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