So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Plan B is the new Plan A
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they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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