OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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