My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
people are starting to question the shark bite story
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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