Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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