Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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