Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
