i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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