If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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