No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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