Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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