somebody snuck up and got me drunk
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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