He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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