she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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