What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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