Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
People in love make me want to vomit
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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