what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
