if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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