David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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