Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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