no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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