Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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