look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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