You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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