He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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