I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He told me they were just razor bumps!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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