I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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