Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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