so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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